Subject: Man Jumps From Building
Josh, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a cute blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The cute blonde looked at Josh and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Josh says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The cute blonde replied, "Well, I bet you $20 he won't."
Josh placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the cute blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The cute blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Josh, saying, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."
Josh replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The cute blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Josh took her money.
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